Wednesday, March 5, 2014

Dragon’s Crown: Something is Horribly Wrong Here



 
Taken from Wikipedia
It was brought to my attention that this game was something to behold in the most horrific face one can make. I am absolutely appalled by some of the decisions made by this game’s art team. But truly, there is but one design choice that is truly one of the most disgusting abominations of artwork I have ever seen.


Fighter has a tiny head.
 
Taken from ArcadeSushi
LOOK AT IT.

IT’S HORRIFYINGLY TINY.

Look at him with the helmet on.
 
Taken from Dualshockers
Oh look at that he actually looks pretty badass but TAKE IT OFF AND WE GET THIS.
 
Taken from ArcadeSushi
Who decided this was a good idea? Who designed this? The artist? I mean it’s not like he took other artistic liberties with other cast members…
 
Taken from Dualshockers
Okay so he did but that’s still not the point. This makes me feel uncomfortable, and as we’ve established I’m always correct. Therefore these game makers should have thought about the fact that I’m offended before they designed characters. After all, we all know what the most important thing about a game is.

To remember to boycott it and tell everyone to not buy it because it made certain art decisions and remembering to remind everyone that if they disagree with you they are a fourteen year old.

Dragon’s Crown gets a Tiny Head out of A Properly Sized Cranium.

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