So I was going to review World of Warcraft, when I
realized I knew someone who is far more knowledgeable about the game. So enjoy
the thoughts of my wonderful friend… I can’t actually remember his name but
let’s act like I do. Alright his letter is around here somewhere… There it is.
Alright, after you begging me for hours about how
you’re going to miss some sort of deadline I’ll do your review for your dumbass
site.
So you kids want to know about World of Warcraft
huh? Want to know about all that epic dragon slaying? That wonderful feeling of
getting gear? Or that wonderful sense of exploration?
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| Taken from Wowpedia |
Yeah that doesn’t happen. You want to know what
does happen? Alright, open up your ear holes and listen. You spend hours on end
trying to cobble together a group for whatever activity you want to do. Doesn’t
matter what. Whether it’s killing dragons or killing players, you have to deal
with other people.
Oh but they’re going to put aside all their
differences to get shit done, aren’t they? Oh you poor innocent unmarred
person. No, they get bigger. Because those people you’re in a group with? They
don’t give a shit about you. They don’t give a shit about the success of the
group. All they care about is making sure they get what they want, and they’ll
leave you for greener pastures as soon as you make that mistake to give them
what you want.
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| Taken from wowpedia |
But maybe make a guild? Yeah that’ll work, that’ll
make them good people. No, no it won’t. Doesn’t matter how much you try to make
people respect each other. They’ll all form their five person cliques (FIVE,
EVERY TIME FIVE) and then tell you all to screw off when you’re mean to them
for only helping themselves. Then they’ll leave to make a new guild, fail at
it, try to join a higher ranked guild than yours, fail at it, come crawling
back, and you have to accept them because you need bodies and you can hold this
over their heads. Or if you’re lucky you can just laugh at them. GOD does it
feel good when I can just laugh at them.
So what do you need to know about this game, or any
game of its genre? Don’t play it unless you want to enter a never ending spiral
of hatred for the entirety of humanity. Oh God how I hate every member of
humanity. HooooOOoooOOoOOOOO.
Oh right I’m supposed to give a score. Let’s see
what’s his scale…
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