World of Warcraft: Guest Reviewer Edition!

So I was going to review World of Warcraft, when I realized I knew someone who is far more knowledgeable about the game. So enjoy the thoughts of my wonderful friend… I can’t actually remember his name but let’s act like I do. Alright his letter is around here somewhere… There it is.

Donkey Kong: Tropical Freeze. Did it do this right?

So I’ve heard that this game is ridiculously hard, and incredibly cheap. And as a true connoisseur of games, I figured this would make it the perfect game for me to review. After all, as we all know games, in order to be good, must use as many forms of artificial difficulty as possible. So, I girded myself for an adventure into Donkey Kong. And what ended up happening?

South Park: The Stick of Truth: The Worst Kind of Abomination

This is an aberration. An atrocity. Words cannot even begin to describe what rules of nature this game has decided to ignore.

Animal Crossing New Leaf: A Terrible Decision

Animal Crossing is a game that we should all know by now. A game that hides behind a wondrous colorful setting, fooling us into not realizing the truth: that we are forever in debt to our landlord. A good lesson to teach children. Especially since it gives us a good physical description of what we should expect our average landlord to look.

 

Taken from Animal Crossing Wikia

Unfortunately the 3DS iteration, New Leaf, has decided that children should be taught a different, far more terrible lesson.

Dragon’s Crown: Something is Horribly Wrong Here

 

Taken from Wikipedia

It was brought to my attention that this game was something to behold in the most horrific face one can make. I am absolutely appalled by some of the decisions made by this game’s art team. But truly, there is but one design choice that is truly one of the most disgusting abominations of artwork I have ever seen.

I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream: I’m Not Making This Title Any Longer

So when this was recommended to me I read the short story.

                   

Turns out it is a game. So I had to look up a walkthrough to get this review to happen.

Rayman Legends: Who Cares if it was Made for One Console?

Rayman Origins was a well-received revival of a mascot who everyone kind of forgets every once in a while. Boasting multiplayer that doesn’t lead you to constantly screw your teammates, difficulty curves that are usually tests of skill and not leaps of faith, and no control gimmicks that could only work on one console, I can’t see why it was so beloved.

Thankfully, that last issue was resolved in the next game in the series, Rayman Legends.