Team Fortress 2: Everything is Wrong

Taken from the game's store page

I was informed this was a hat simulator

Instead I find out it’s a multiplayer game with a variety of classes and game modes.

Do you understand how upset I am?

How terrible this false-advertising is?

I wasn’t even given a hat when I started up. I waited and waited and I got a weapon drop instead! What am I supposed to do with this? Use it?

 

Taken from wiki.TeamFortress.com

Is the game implying that the purpose of it is to play it? That the reason I would buy a game is to enjoy gameplay created solely for the purpose of having fun? What kind of person would I be if I were playing this and not sporting the most gentlemanly of hats? So silly, to not give me every single thing I want right away thus giving initiative to continue playing is terrible game design!

 

Taken from "Meet the Medic"

It’s not like the art style and characters are fun, I mean honestly. Shouldn’t games have characters completely devoid of any sort of personality?

Ah and look at what this whole game made me do. Go on a tirade about how the characters are interesting and the gameplay is fun and consistently distracting me from the real issue here.

The fact that I’ve been lied to about this game not entirely being about the purchasing, trading, and wearing of various forms of haberdashery. Hell, some of the cosmetic items aren’t even hats! Imagine, a hat simulator where not all of the items are hats.

Honestly the amount of time I’ve spent on this game, it’s almost like it started off without hats and just put them in and it helped them build up steam…

Team Fortress 2 gets a bare head out of top hat... Apparently a bald head is also a hat...

Taken from wiki.teamfortress.com